That I was up for this particular job. It went down to the wire, but eventually they determined that they wanted someone who was not only Christian, Catholic, but apparently they needed to have played professional baseball with St Louis as well. I was hoping the fact that I had been a "Scarlet" as a high School Athlete would work to my benefit, but they were settling for nothing short of Cardinal.
Anyways... here's a congratulatory salute to then new Pope... um... Pope "what's his name", as well as a shout out for a fine retirement to the old dude as well. Pope John, or Paul, or Paul John, or John Paul, or Peter, or Luke, or Peter Luke, or John Paul Peter Luke Matthew or whatever his name was.
I hear the new guy is supposedly much more open minded about woman's issues, gun control, the new judges on American Idol, the chances of the T-Wolves of making the playoffs, and artificial sweeteners.